Driver's License In Hand

Tonight, Gravity and Esh went to one of the county's high schools and sat in a packed auditorium so Esh could be handed his actual driver's license! The judge handing out the licenses had quite a sense of humor. According to Gravity and Esh, in the five minute talk to parents, he said that DMV will take away a license for any reason that the parent's feel is appropriate such as "having more holes in your face than you are born with" or "not having enough vowels on your report card". The one bauble in the whole thing is that according to the license, we live on East Bridge Road but there is no East Bridge Road in the entire county (I checked)! But a new license is already ordered.